PUT UP FLYERS

POSTERS & FLYERS BRING HOME MORE PETS THAN ANYTHING ELSE

Flyers are the 8½ x 11 sheets you put throughout your community, announcing your lost or found pet.
NEVER your name. NEVER your address.
Just LOST or FOUND (whatever), and your phone number.
LOST DACHSHUND!
xxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx
xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxxxx
xxxx x xxx xxxx xx xxxx
555-5555

THANK
YOU!

Put the flyers on every doorknob you can find. Never mail boxes. The Post Office has big teeth and an ugly sense of humor.
Place the sheet so the printed side faces the DOOR.
Fluorescent paper, hot pink, works best for this. Remember — the printed side toward the door.
Why that way, you ask?
Because when everyone comes home from work and sees a hot pink piece of paper stuck on every door in the neighborhood and they can't see what it says, like we wanna paint your house, fix your roof, do your yard, deliver pizza, etc., they wanna know who to be mad at. They get outta the car and go to rip the paper off the doorknob. Then you got them. They have to turn the paper over to see who they are mad at. When they do, they see the BIG THANK YOU and Lost or Found whatever… They aren't mad at you any more. They usually are thankful, because someone cares.
Remember — Never on Mailboxes!

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